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Joke of the Day
"Cancer cures smoking."
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"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"My Dad says that the soda can is half empty.... We call him Pepsimistic."
"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"
"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"
"What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave? Shoplifting"
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."