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Joke of the Day

"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."

"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."

"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man."

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"What do you call it when a baby tells you off? A fedis."

"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"

"Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant."