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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."
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"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"
"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."
"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""
"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? Because he couldn't pay the gas bill"
"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion."