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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided we don't want children... ...if anybody does, we can drop them off tomorrow."
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"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"
"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"
"What happens to a drunk vampire? They get a fangover."
"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."