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"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"
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"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."
"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"
"Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one."
"Thank you for telling me the definition of ""many"". It means alot."
"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"
"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."
"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"