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Joke of the Day

"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"

"When I see lover's names carved in a tree... I don't think it's sweet. I'm just surprised of how many people bring knives on a date."

"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""

"How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT."

"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up"