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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
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"At this point my body would probably mistake a vegetable for a virus and try to attack it."
"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."
"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"
"A man started telling a joke, but he started with the punch line... What did you expect?"
"Did you hear Bruce Willis tried to overdose on viagra? He wanted to Die Hard."
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""
"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""
"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"