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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."

"Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up"

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"I celebrate 4/20 On 1/5 Simplify your fractions!"

"at any given time the urge to sing ""the lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away"

"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"

"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."

"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"

"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"