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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""give me a beer and a mop."""
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"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""
"*shitting pants, crying, missing my shoe* yoga instructor: you need to leave me: oh is this not child's pose?"
"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."
"I've known my drug dealer since I was this high."
"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."
"Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don't like."
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"