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Joke of the Day

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."

"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."

"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."

"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""

"I can't stop drinking about you."

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."

"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making."