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Joke of the Day

"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"

"did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching."

"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."

"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."

"If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is."

"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"