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Joke of the Day

"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."

"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the eleven."

"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"READ THESE LETTERS IN ENGLISH FOR FUNNY PHRASE IN SPANISH 2 T N S L P P B N T S O"

"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly."