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Joke of the Day
"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."
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"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !"
"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."
"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."
"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."
"""What's funny?"" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. ""Why's that funny?"" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane."