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Joke of the Day

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"Donald Trump says he can ""protect the Constitution"" Do people really think he can stop Nic Cage?"

"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."

"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."

"Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill."

"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."

"Have you heard about the man that sells corn? He's a bit... ...Corny..."

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."