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Joke of the Day

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, ""wow!"" ""That's where the rest of that cookie went!"""

"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."

"Communists only write in lowercase letters because they hate Capitalism."

"[vet office] Hi I am here to drop my cat off. Just a check-up. *doctor walks out* ""Hi, I am Dr. Curiosity we- I'll take my cat elsewhere"

"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"