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Joke of the Day
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"
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"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""
"Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language."
"I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it. In case any of you women want to know how faithful I am."
"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"
"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"
"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"
"A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke"