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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"

"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."

"Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*"

"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"

"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."

"What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary? ...High Definition"

"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom."

"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."

"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"