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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw nice ass, huge cocks, hot chicks and wet pussy. It was a nice day at the farm."

"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."

"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"

"damn girl, you got a butt that WON'T QUIT *butt pulls out a knife* wait, no- *butt stabs me* no, stop- *butt doesn't stop* ...et tu, bootay"

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."

"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"

"If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you."