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Joke of the Day
"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."
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"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."
"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."
"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."
"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."
"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."