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Joke of the Day

"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers"

"Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest."

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"

"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""

"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."

"How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep? Tip him for the pizza."

"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."

"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."