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"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"
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"You and my mother are the only women in my life! Said the redneck."
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"I can spell relief with one letter P!"
"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porn stash? My porn stash isn't enough to get me off anymore."
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""
"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."
"Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming*"
"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."