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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these."

"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."