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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."

"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"

"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"

"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."

"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"My girlfriend woke up with a smile on her face this morning. I fucking love felt tips"

"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."

"Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle."