185814
Joke of the Day
"What comes after L? Bow"
Next Joke
 
"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""
"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"
"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"
"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes..."
"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"