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Joke of the Day

"How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with? He used a Naive Babe Classifier. ... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out."

"As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them"

"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."

"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"

"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."

"I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom."

"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."

"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."

"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."