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Joke of the Day

"How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with? He used a Naive Babe Classifier. ... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out."

"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter."

"Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card? Cause she got a D"

"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"

"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."

"I read in an American newspaper last night ""15 die in twister""... ...I don't think you're playing it right."