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Joke of the Day

"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."

"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin"

"How does a psychic open a bag of chips? They Tarot."

"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."

"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."

"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."

"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."