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Joke of the Day

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."

"What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears? A mouse going on vacation."

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."

"Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter."

"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."

"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""

"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"

"It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart."