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Joke of the Day

"Two thieves try to steal a calendar. They each got six months."

"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."

"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"

"One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth."

"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."

"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"

"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."