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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."

"So an Italian light bulb walks into a bar... The light bulb tells the bartender he needs ibuprofen. The bartender asks, ""Why so?"" The light bulb replies, ""I'm a light headed!"""

"can U answer this? If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?"

"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"

"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"

"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."

"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"

"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"

"What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak."

"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."