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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."

"How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Allah them"

"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."

"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"Hey girl, are you a candy? Because i have a crush on you"