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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."

"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."

"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."

"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."

"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"