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Joke of the Day
"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."
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"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."
"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."
"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."
"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."
"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."
"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"
"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"