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Joke of the Day

"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."

"2 in 3 people live next to a pedophile I don't, I live next door to two smoking hot 8 year olds."

"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"

"I met this girl in a club last night, I think she's a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips."

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"