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Joke of the Day

"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."

"r/politics That is all."

"I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen"

"What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"If a lesbian couple walks into a bar and the black bartender refuses to serve them, whose fault is it? A white male. Duh."

"""john, did you see my dog?"" ""Yes, i did. He was in the garden... ""He was in the garden doing politics, so i shot him"". ""How can you tell he was doing politics?"" ""He was eating shit, Sir !"""

"5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad"