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"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"
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"What will latent pedophiles pay a hooker extra to wear? pedo-pushers"
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"If I owned a pet store Id put a different rat in the turtle cage every night just to see if any of the turtles knew karate the next morning."
"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."