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Joke of the Day
"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."
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"If an illegal immigrant and a child molester have a fight.. is it Alien vs Predator?"
"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."
"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""
"A few days ago I wanted to share a sandwich with a homeless person... ...but then he told me to fuck of and that I should buy my own sandwich."
"My ex-gf invited me to her wedding Told her I was busy, will be there next time"
"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."
"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."
"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."