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Joke of the Day

"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."

"My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to ""work her core."" I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win."

"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."

"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor"

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."