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Joke of the Day
"Now that Donald Trump having a real shot at the presidency, who is most afraid? Every Juan!"
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"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"
"Your mom is like a shotgun Two cocks and she's ready to blow"
"The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer. He left fresh prints."
"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."
"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"
"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"
"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"