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Joke of the Day

"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."

"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"

"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."

"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""

"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"There's a bizarre irony to jokes about Ebola going viral."

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If it had four, it would be a sedan."