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Joke of the Day

"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."

"Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted."

"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."

"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"

"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"