228047

Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious"

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail. But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am."

"I heard that Al Qaeda recently received substantial financial aid from an unknown person in South Korea. It seems the terrorists have Won."

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."

"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"

"Hello tumblr, I'm moon landing fictionkin"

"I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch."