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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."

"want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"

"Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it."

"People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there."

"Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central."

"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"