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Joke of the Day
"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"
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"Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times..."
"Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac."
"What do you call lying furniture? Untrustable"
"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."
"""Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"" ""Ok"" *tucks him in* ""Daddy sing me a song:)"" ""Ok"" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H"
"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""
"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."
"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"
"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."