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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Ahh yes I can see how you would think it's the ""r"", but in fact it's tha ""C""!"

"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"

"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh"

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."

"Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move."

"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."