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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"Taylor Swift Stabs Lucky Fan 1,989 times."

"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"

"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."

"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."

"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"

"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer? Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."