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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
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"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."
"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"
"I came home to a man going down on my asian wife... I looked that man straight in the eye and said to him ""Was it worth it? You know you're gonna be hungry again in an hour!"""
"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"
"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"
"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."