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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's odd."
"My favorite thing about parties at an unknown house is definitely having to dry my hands in the bathroom with a stranger's wet bath towel"
"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"
"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."
"Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head."
"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"
"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"NATURAL BLONDE Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence."
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"