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Joke of the Day
"You know what I hate? People that start their statements with rhetorical questions."
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"We are getting up there in age And my wife said to me, ""My best attributes used to be my breasts, but they have been letting me down."""
"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""
"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."
"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"What do you get when you burn down Woolworths? Coles."
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"