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Joke of the Day

"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff."

"I'm just me looking for fun"

"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."

"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."

"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"

"A one-word joke that'll make any Australian laugh Politics."