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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you burn down Woolworths? Coles."

"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."

"This comes from a good place in my heart, homeless people build the best forts I've ever fucking seen."

"Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)"

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"