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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."

"Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now"

"I always buy pre-written cards for people I dislike. If I'm going to lie about my feelings, it may as well be a lie written by someone else."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."

"Crabs only walk that way when people are looking at them"

"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"

"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."

"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"Sometimes taste is not a flavor, and class is not something you attend."