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Joke of the Day

"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."

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"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
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"[sits family down at dinner table] I've decided we're going to start watching anime"
"How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone."
"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""
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