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"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"
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"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""
"Confucius he say Man who wank into till Come into money. Source: My mate Dave at uni circa 1998."
"If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right."
"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."
"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."
"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""
"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"
"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."