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Joke of the Day

"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."

"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""

"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."

"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"

"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"My girlfriend is the undisputed queen of not giving a fuck But it's all good. Her sister is plenty wild for the both of them"