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Joke of the Day
"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"
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"When a woman says ""fine"" what she really means is ""I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."
"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."
"You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it's acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch."
"What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack? A Tut offensive."
"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."
"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."