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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
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"Russian history: 5 word edition And then things got worse."
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."
"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"
"[1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?"
"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"
"When the smoke detector goes off, it's time to flip the grilled cheese sandwich."
"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."
"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."
"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"