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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
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"Have you ever tried North Korean food? Neither have they"
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"Imitation is... While imitation may be the highest form of flattery, I prefer the verbal kind. I also accept cash."
"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."
"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar with no windows alone eventually he walks out drunk and sober."
"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"
"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."
"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""